Wiz Quiz: We Buy Your Kids
Text: The Wiz
This week The Wiz speaks to artist/designer couple Biddy Maroney and Sonny Day, AKA We Buy Your Kids in the lead up to their exhibition Trials at Monster Children Gallery this Thursday about five figures they would love to be in attendance…
5. Tracey Jordan/Stabbing Robot
For our show, we would make sure Tracey didn’t get his meds from Dr. Spaceman and just watch him go.
5. Vincent Price
It would be great if Vince arrived in a smoking jacket, though he would have to drink his beer from a whiskey tumbler. He could just stand there and drink and smoke and talk really loudly. He could just recite his bit from ‘Thriller’, if he liked. He was also really great in the original ‘House Of Wax’. He is dead of course, but that’s cool. We could get the Vincent Price character from The Simpsons if necessary.
3. Danzig
It would be awesome if Danzig came to our show… and wasn’t wearing a shirt… and did his thing. Not sure what happens if you get Andrew WK and Danzig in the same room, but it would be interesting. They could lash each others chests with their long, sweaty hair.
2. The Mooninites Ignignokt and Err
The Mooninites are two 2-dimensional pixelated pranksters from the moon. If they were at the show, they would steal some hard liqour and smokes and bitch slap the party into shape.
1. Andrew WK
AWK is both our first choice. We would like AWK to come to our show because he would probably like it. He seems to like everything. He would make us feel happy and also excited.
Trials opens at Monster Children Gallery Thursday October 15 from 6pm
Show runs from October 16 to October 31.
Check back on Monday for next weeks Wiz Quiz!
